
Republican Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Paul Ryan recently grew a very short beard. Soon after that, he gently denounced Islamophobia. Hello, it’s pretty obvious that you can’t do those two things at the same time, Ry guy!
This is what happened when Paul Ryan flagrantly ignored this absolute most obvious and vital rule of being Speaker of the House:
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There are also many excellent Takes re: Paul Ryan pulling a Cat Stevens on this conservative message board:

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And this one:

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And this one:

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Sure hope he’s learned his lesson!
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DISCUSSION
“bearded people need to be rounded up and executed”
guys hurry we need to save fashion santa