Please Let This One-Word Answer Save You From Watching Hours of Robert Mueller's Testimony

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Robert Mueller, the former special counsel behind the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election and the president’s attempts to obstruct that investigation, is testifying before Congress on Wednesday. So far, Republicans have asked questions meant to discredit Mueller, and Democrats have asked questions meant to draw him into being more direct about the report’s findings, which are bad. It will take hours.

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But what if instead of watching all of that, you just watched this?

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Now go enjoy your day. You’re welcome!

Senior reporter, Jezebel

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DISCUSSION

Summation so far -
Dems: The President did a big thing

Mueller: It’s in the report.

Dems: On page 121 it states “The President did a bad thing”

Meuller: Correct

Repubs: You are lying about this...you obviously hate America

Meuller: It’s in the report

Repubs: YEEAAARGH!!! <Cue smoke and mirrors>

I fucking shocked they let Jim Jordan near a mic again. They dude literally blows his own foot off every time he opens his mouth