Donald Trump has a real estate portfolio worth billions of dollars and a vocabulary containing hundreds of words. One of his favorite words is “beautiful,” and he uses it to describe virtually everything he likes.

It seems Trump calls a few distinct categories of things beautiful: things he owns or feels like he owns (his hotels), things that make him money (Miss Universe contestants), and things for which he cannot be bothered to find a more apt positive adjective (air). Have a beautiful time.


Everything is beautiful. Nothing hurts.


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