Like a very large succulent plant, Scott Baio requires attention every once in a while—whether he’s telling liberal snowflakes to “grow the blank up” and quit with “all of your antics of Russia,” or coldly speculating that his former Happy Days costar Erin Moran died of a drug addiction and remembering her as an…
Sexual assault in the military isn’t a new thing—in fact, it’s a problem that military and government officials have been aware of for decades. But in our collective memory, attention is generally only paid to it once every few years, when something horrific breaks through, like the Marines United nude photo scandal…
After taking a few months off to relax and probably talk shit in private about the mess America has gotten itself into, Michelle Obama returned to the public eye for a speaking engagement in Orlando this week.
In an exclusive interview with Reuters ahead of his improbable hundredth day in office this Saturday, Donald Trump, a maniac with a Twitter account that still “runs” this country, said that there’s still a possibility of conflict with North Korea.
There have been lots of rumors about how Donald Trump conducts himself in office like a child king in a backwater feudal court, but reading all of the evidence of that at once is a real kick in the taint.
The Department of Defense is investigating the legality of foreign payments that Gen. Michael Flynn, the former National Security Advisor who was ousted from his position in less than a month, received after he was forced out of the military in 2014. New documents released on Thursday by Rep. Elijah Cummings, the…
With Bill O’Reilly’s departure, there is a bit of a scramble to see which conservative blowhard can blow the hardest and elevate themselves into O’Reilly’s seat at Fox News. The results have been mixed.
After the Republican’s attempt at a healthcare bill failed spectacularly, President Donald Trump threatened to cut insurance subsidies in an attempt to force Democrats back to the table to negotiate on healthcare. Now, with a government shutdown pending, it seems the White House has backed down from this threat in…
Jesse Watters, a leering sock puppet crafted in the back room of an MRA conference, is slowly finding his sea legs now that his mentor Bill O’Reilly was pushed out in a barrage of sexual harassment allegations. Unfortunately, like a game of whack-a-mole, there is always another creepy idiot at Fox News standing in the…
Today, Donald Trump is scheduled to give a “big announcement” revealing his tax reform plan. While it is unlikely to reveal many new details, his press conference will serve as the opening shot for months of tax reform negotiations on Capitol Hill.
Under the guise of giving the American people what they want, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke has been given authority by President Trump to review any national monument created since January 1, 1996 that spans at least 100,000 acres with the intent of either rescinding them or resizing them.
A federal judge in San Francisco has temporarily blocked a portion of an executive order that threatens to withdraw funding from jurisdictions that limit cooperation between local law enforcement and federal immigration agents.
Daniel Delomez, the mayor of a town in northern France and my new favorite politician, is considering stepping down because he’s rightfully pissed so many of his asshole constituents voted for the French Donald Trump.
Texas state representative Victoria Neave is going on a four-day hunger strike to protest a Texas House bill that targets sanctuary cities. On Sunday, the rookie Dallas lawmaker attended mass and accepted a Communion wafer. She will not eat again until Wednesday, after the legislature votes on Senate Bill 4. Neave told
After reportedly realizing over the course of her deeply uncomfortable trip to the US that Ivanka Trump was an unavoidable backchannel to the West Wing, German Chancellor Angela Merkel invited her to speak at the W20 Summit in Berlin on a panel about women’s entrepreneurship. The audience did not love it.
On Monday evening, bloviating sexual assailant Bill O’Reilly returned to the public for the first time since his ejection from Fox News. On a free edition of No Spin News—generally reserved for premium members of his website—he performed martyrdom with demure pomposity. And the show, by the way, was extremely boring.