Who Has the Coronavirus?

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Donald Trump has coronavirus! As do Hope Hicks and Melania Trump. While I stymie my urge to open a window and scream “die, bitch!!!”, I have decided to do something productive with myself, and tally up everyone associated with the administration who currently has it.

Hope Hicks, who tested positive on Thursday before the president’s diagnosis was announced, is not the first Trump official to catch the virus. But news of her test results did precede a wave of other positive diagnoses. A gaggle of those in close contact with the president in the last few weeks have similarly tested positive today, and the list keeps growing. To make matters all the more laughable and absurd, the Times reported Thursday that the White House was fully aware of Hicks diagnosis as early as Wednesday, when she and the president flew on Air Force One to a campaign rally in Duluth, Minnesota.

Here is a list of everyone we know who has coronavirus. This post will very likely be updated!

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Donald Trump

Donald Trump

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He has it.

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Melania Trump

Melania Trump

Melania Trump
Melania Trump
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She has it.

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Hope Hicks

Hope Hicks

Hope Hicks
Hope Hicks
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She has it.

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Sen. Mike Lee

Sen. Mike Lee

Sen. Mike Lee
Sen. Mike Lee
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He has it.

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RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel

RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel

RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel
RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel
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She has it.

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Rev. John Jenkins, President of Notre Dame

Rev. John Jenkins, President of Notre Dame

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He has it.

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Judge Amy Coney Barrett

Judge Amy Coney Barrett

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She had it (this summer).

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Sen. Thom Tillis

Sen. Thom Tillis

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Update, 8:25 p.m., 10/2: He has it.

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Kellyanne Conway

Kellyanne Conway

With AG William Barr, at the White House Rose Garden nomination for Amy Coney Barrett to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the Supreme Court, September 26, 2020
With AG William Barr, at the White House Rose Garden nomination for Amy Coney Barrett to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the Supreme Court, September 26, 2020
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Update, 10:16 p.m., 10/2: She has it. (As first reported by her daughter Claudia’s TikTok.)

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Bill Stepien, Trump Campaign Manager

Bill Stepien, Trump Campaign Manager

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Update, 11:41 p.m., 10/2: He has it.

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Chris Christie, Wretched Former Governor of New Jersey

Chris Christie, Wretched Former Governor of New Jersey

Chris Christie seen at Trump’s announcement in the Rose Garden on September 26, 2020
Chris Christie seen at Trump’s announcement in the Rose Garden on September 26, 2020
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Update, 11:40 a.m., 10/3: He has it.

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Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany

Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany

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Update, 11:35 a.m., 10/5: She absolutely has it.

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Little Evil Gremlin Man Stephen Miller

Little Evil Gremlin Man Stephen Miller

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Update, 7:00 p.m., 10/6: He absolutely also has it too.

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