Which Mattress Startup Will Sponsor Rudy Giuliani's New Podcast?

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Rudy Giuliani—when he isn’t melting down on Fox News, wailing with rage on the phone with reporters, and going on spittle-flecked rants over the fact that he might be fucked over his central role in the current impeachment mess—has been telling friends at his beloved cigar bar that he has a new career in mind. Apparently, Rudy wants to get into podcasting!

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According to Page Six:

The former mayor was at the stogie spot amid hubbub over his boss’s impeachment, telling pals loudly that he’s launching a new podcast.

President Trump’s personal lawyer was spotted at the Grand Havana Room at 666 Fifth Ave. “holding court with a big crew. Huge smile on his face, laughing. You could literally see CNN and Fox News on the TVs behind him as everything was unfolding,” said a witness.

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“He was announcing to everyone he is launching a new podcast! He was shouting it to the world,” a source told PageSix.

We can’t wait to listen to Giuliani talk about how SimpliSafe gives him incredible peace of mind and how much he loves his new Casper mattress.

Senior reporter, Jezebel

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He can call it “True Crime In Real Time With Rudy!”