Where Is the Hair?

While Senate Judiciary Committee member Ted Cruz was blabbing on during the testimony of Attorney General William Barr this afternoon, I found myself feeling distracted by something important: What’s up with the wide expanse of bare skin in the middle of his Wolverine beard?

Observe the chin:

Observe...... the chin!

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Observe?

Observe!

It looks cold, honestly:

Get this man a chin cover. Thank you.