Where Is the Hair?

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While Senate Judiciary Committee member Ted Cruz was blabbing on during the testimony of Attorney General William Barr this afternoon, I found myself feeling distracted by something important: What’s up with the wide expanse of bare skin in the middle of his Wolverine beard?

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Observe the chin:

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Observe...... the chin!

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Observe?

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Observe!

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It looks cold, honestly:

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Get this man a chin cover. Thank you.

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.

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Damn, Ashley. You hit hit us with seven pictures of this fuzzy blobfish in rapidfire succession. You angry at us or what?