Disgraced politician Anthony Weiner reportedly cried in court today as he pled guilty for sexting a 15-year-old girl in 2016. He’ll now likely have to register as a sex offender, another line on a once-promising resume that also includes “volunteer fucker-upper of the 2016 election.”
So what should we do about Anthony Weiner? I have an idea.
My idea is: Anthony Weiner should be placed in a public dunk tank.
Women from all over the world can come visit the Anthony Weiner Dunk Tank, where they will be given a ball that they can throw at a target for the opportunity to dunk Anthony Weiner into a few feet of cold water.
(At the Anthony Weiner Dunk Tank, only women are allowed to dunk Anthony Weiner. Sorry.)
Anthony Weiner will be blindfolded, since he’d probably like to watch.
Should we give him weekends off? Maybe. Not sure yet.
They should put the Anthony Weiner Dunk Tank in a place where Huma Abedin can see it if she wants to, but avoid it when she feels like it.
Just seems fair.