What Is Life Even?

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Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been real busy since leaving the Trump administration in total disgrace: he turned down a spot on Dancing with the Stars and wrote a book that nobody read. And now he has an exciting new job as the “D.C. correspondent” on a celebrity news show your aunt watches!

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In fact, Spicer already scored his first celebrity exclusive with... Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, his wife, and their big ass dog.

Here’s a snippet of the interview, which airs tonight at 7 p.m.

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Here’s what we learned:

  • Pompeo loves AC/DC, Toby Keith, and Queen.
  • Pompeo, a fool, enjoyed Bohemian Rhapsody and hopes it nabs the Oscar for Best picture.
  • Pompeo’s big ass dog yearns for escape.
  • Spicer still an asshole who should be ashamed of himself and what his place in public life has meant for this country!

The weirdest fucking timeline.

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.

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