What Is Life Even? 

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been real busy since leaving the Trump administration in total disgrace: he turned down a spot on Dancing with the Stars and wrote a book that nobody read. And now he has an exciting new job as the “D.C. correspondent” on a celebrity news show your aunt watches!

In fact, Spicer already scored his first celebrity exclusive with... Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, his wife, and their big ass dog.

Here’s a snippet of the interview, which airs tonight at 7 p.m.

Here’s what we learned:

• Pompeo loves AC/DC, Toby Keith, and Queen.
• Pompeo, a fool, enjoyed Bohemian Rhapsody and hopes it nabs the Oscar for Best picture.
• Pompeo’s big ass dog yearns for escape.
• Spicer still an asshole who should be ashamed of himself and what his place in public life has meant for this country!

The weirdest fucking timeline.