Trump's Lawyer Thinks a Cloud Shaped Like His Boss's Head Is a Sign From the Lord 

Still not sure which presidential candidate has your vote? Ever consider looking up at the sky?

On Saturday night, Donald Trump’s special legal counsel Michael Cohen tweeted a picture of a cloud that reminded him of his employer, which he interpreted as a sure sign of impending victory. But don’t take his word for it, just ask the Lord.

This is that very same Cohen who told the Daily Beast in an article about Trump ex-wife’s former rape allegations, “You cannot rape your spouse,” and warned them not to publish the article at all with a, “tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting.” Cohen’s signature ruthlessness was on full display in a series of harsh and clever comebacks.

Those of us who usually vote Democrat because the sky is blue will be facing a tough decision this November.

[h/t Christian Nightmares]