After the sniffles that began the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and a three-day-old plate of roughy, there were Donald Trump’s twitches, Donald Trump’s fidgets and Donald Trump’s twitchy, fidgety side-eyes. Perhaps a side-effect of the fact that he was getting utterly creamed, we still don’t know, so have compiled a collection of these quirks in the hopes that future historians may view and analyze them for the sake of preservation.
Was it nervousness? Was it disdain? Did a stray lash cascade into his retina? We don’t know, but this moment will be preserved in the historical record.