Trump to Fuck Up Your Night, and Life, With 9 P.M. Supreme Court Announcement

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Because ruining your life on a daily basis is not enough for Donald Trump, and ruining your life on a longterm basis with a sweep of new conservative Supreme Court decisions is not enough for Donald Trump, he will now also be ruining your Monday night. Because all of this is a TV show or something:

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He’s going to pick someone “All-American,” and you know what Trump means when he says that. What an asshole.

Prachi Gupta is a senior reporter at Jezebel.

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GlanceAskance

Serious request:  Please no more close-in face shots.  My nightmares don’t need that level of detail.