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Trump was interviewed today by Turning Point USA’s Charlie Kirk, whose organization is supported by the Trump family (and the fossil fuel industry) and aims to transform “totalitarian” college campuses into fountains of conservative thought.

“Your successful presidential run is something that all people, young people included, should look up to,” Kirk said. “What advice would you give to the 25-year-old Donald Trump knowing what you know today?”

“Don’t run for president,” the president replied.

Yes, good, a good idea. It’s too bad—distressing, really—that he did, in fact, run for president and now has no choice but to be President Forever.