Tiffany Trump Wants You To Know That You (And Also Her Father's Former Assistant) Don't Know Her at All

While you were enjoying your Labor Day weekend, Tiffany Trump was busy subtly talking shit with a New Age twist. President Trump’s personal assistant Madeleine Westerhout was reportedly fired after she told reporters that the president “couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a crowd.” While Tiffany didn’t release an official response to the firing or the rumors about the firing, she did post an Instagram story featuring a quote from her favorite—oft misquoted and exoticized poet—Rumi.

From People:

“Study me as much as you like, you will never know me,” reads the Rumi quote that Tiffany, 25, included on her Instagram Story on Saturday. “For i differ a hundred ways from what you see me to be. put yourself behind my eyes, and see me as i see myself. Because i have chosen to dwell in a place you cant see.”

In other words: Nobody knows the real me!!!

It’s true. All we know about Tiffany Trump is that she owns a Swarvoski crystal portrait of herself, goes to law school, has a Nigerian boyfriend, and loves Rumi. We also know that she is “doing great” because President Trump told us so!

The same day that Tiffany posted her cryptic Instagram story, President Trump posted a tweet emphasizing that he does, in fact, love his daughter, Tiffany, offering her the same affectation that an uncle might toward a niece they only keep up with via Facebook: