Tiffany Trump and Company Take Fashion Week

Tiffany Trump, the most forgettable of the President Trump’s Adult Children™, ditched Georgetown Law for the weekend to see some fashion.

Trump attended the Taoray Wang show for New York Fashion Week with her mother Marla Maples, her new boo Michael Boulos, and Kimberly “Pooh Bear” Guilfoyle, Donald Trump Jr’s right wing ghoul of a girlfriend.

Mama Maples gave the New York Post a life update about her daughter, saying the 25-year-old is too busy studying to eat. Kids these days!

“She’s working so hard,” said Maples. “I’m like, ‘Honey, do we have time to eat?’ And she’s like, ‘No, mom, I have to study.’ That’s how it is now, but I’m very, very proud of her.”

Here’s Tiffany Trump, fashion expert, observing fashions:

Marla Maples demonstrating a uniquely awkward method of capturing runway action.

“Love???” featuring Trump’s statement belt.

Trump and company happy.

Trump bodyguard bored.

Thanks for the fashions, Trump.