Don’t worry, we’re here to help you decide with this very objective lunch guide:
A glass of water and two slices of three-day-old high-fiber, low-calorie bread.
Give yourself the gift of a buffet—but keep it within reason!
Two donuts, celery juice, and a hot dog (hold the mustard).
Nothing—you’re intermittent fasting and your food-eating window doesn’t start until 5 p.m.
A chopped kale caesar salad.
A “T-bone” steak—with ketchup.
Breakfast for lunch, because why not?
Half of a leftover chopped kale caesar salad.
Eat a steak, but with a comb.
A burger and fries, which must be eaten at the gym while lifting weights.
Six sticks of beef jerky.
I’m sorry, I still don’t know who this is. A chicken club sandwich?
Look in your couch cushions for those M&Ms you think you might have dropped three months ago while binge-watching Lost for whatever godforsaken reason.
Bill de Blasio
Thirty-two slices of bacon and a Diet Coke.
Three hard boiled eggs (no salt) and a fruit salad—but no cantaloupe.
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