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Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

It’s my birthday! Just letting you know.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Trump did “exceedingly well” on a cognitive test, claimed Navy Rear Adm. Ronny L. Jackson, who has been the lead White House doctor since 2013. Here’s the test. Honestly, okay, it took me a second to think of the word for “camel,” which I blame entirely on the president’s daily assault on my attention span. [Washington Post]

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  • He also takes propecia.
  • Speaking of brains working great, Trump is now claiming that he wants immigrants to come in “from everywhere.” [Reuters]
  • A compelling statement, particularly since the Trump Justice Dept. is asking the Supreme Court to overturn a judge’s ruling and allow it to end the DACA program. [Washington Post]

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Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

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