The Nightmare Before Christmas

If you reach Dante’s fifth circle of hell you will find a swamp and also the White House’s annual Christmas party. There were blood-red trees. There was a band dressed like toy soldiers playing Christmas songs. There was Ivanka Trump dressed as Lizzie McGuire. Newt and Calista Gingrich emerged from their cryochambers. Wrathful and sullen—let’s party!


Here are pictures of some of the worst people in Washington, DC (and also the whole world) having a holly jolly time:


I haven’t found any pictures of Donald Trump Jr. yet. Maybe he wasn’t invited!

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Tiffany’s picture is so bad. The lighting makes her look like a cardboard cutout.  Is she even at the White House, or did she just email them a picture from another party?