The Nightmare Before Christmas

If you reach Dante’s fifth circle of hell you will find a swamp and also the White House’s annual Christmas party. There were blood-red trees. There was a band dressed like toy soldiers playing Christmas songs. There was Ivanka Trump dressed as Lizzie McGuire. Newt and Calista Gingrich emerged from their cryochambers. Wrathful and sullen—let’s party!

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Here are pictures of some of the worst people in Washington, DC (and also the whole world) having a holly jolly time:

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I haven’t found any pictures of Donald Trump Jr. yet. Maybe he wasn’t invited!

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DISCUSSION

Tiffany’s picture is so bad. The lighting makes her look like a cardboard cutout.  Is she even at the White House, or did she just email them a picture from another party?