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Happy Halloween! Politics are scary! Boo???

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Ted Cruz confessed.

  • Kanye West is apparently over politics and isn’t a right wing shill anymore. We’ll see how long that lasts. [BBC]
  • Congressman Mark Sanford said some dumb shit about how the children of Haitian immigrants don’t deserve birthright citizenship because their ancestors weren’t slaves............ [Raw Story]
  • The suspect in the shooting at a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday was indicted today on 44 counts. He could face the death penalty.[ABC News]
  • The Obamas’ Netflix project has finally been revealed: An adaptation about some book about Trump. Zzzzz. [Vulture]
  • You know that Jews for Jesus bullshit rabbi scandal from a couple of days back? Here’s some fresh tea on that. [Talking Points Memo]
  • Fox News dominated the cable news cycle this month because fear mongering rakes in the numbers. [The Hill]
  • The US is finally acknowledging that lil war in Yemen that we’re financially backing. [CNN]
  • A Christian woman who has been on death row in Pakistan for over eight years has been acquitted of blasphemy charges. [CNN]

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Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

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This has been Barf Bag.