Ted Cruz grew out a beard and the world recoiled in disgust. Now, Cruz claims that his âgood friendâ (definitely real) who is conveniently abroad knows a rabbi (definitely real) who said that he likes Cruzâs beard:
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Cruz claims that the rabbi elaborated on his (definitely real) approval of the beard by saying in a (definitely real) quote, âIt gives Cruz a Talmudic & Rabbinic look & presence that will put the fear of the Lord into Israelâs enemies & promote Middle East peace.â
âPerhaps a bit much....â Cruz tweeted. Agreed....
