Stormy Daniels Ordered to Cover the President's Legal Fees

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“Woof” @ all of this.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • U.S. District Judge James Otero dismissed Stormy Daniels’s defamation suit against Donald Trump and has ordered that she cover the president’s near $300,000 in legal fees. [New York Daily News]
  • Dethroned racist sheriff Joe Arpaio has filed a defamation suit of his own, claiming that CNN, Rolling Stone, and HuffPost falsely portrayed his criminal record. [The Wrap]
  • Tulsi Gabbard’s definitely running for president! Reportedly? Maybe for sure! [The Daily Beast]
  • Is “corrupter” a word? Because these new reports about what New York City officials handing over control of public records requests is… very that. [Politico]
  • Meet Shawn Holley, the former public defender and brains behind Kim Kardashians kwest to commute Alice Marie Johnson’s sentence. [Glamour]
  • Asylum claims are up 67 percent from last year. [NBC 7 San Diego]
  • Fatal gun violence is also up—higher than ever, in fact. Nearly 400,000 people were killed by firearms in 2017, the most ever recorded by the CDC. [HuffPost]
  • Ah, here’s something that’s down: the Arctic Ocean’s ice! It lost 95 percent of its oldest ice, and wait fuck. [The Washington Post]
  • [Bette Davis in Beyond the Forest voice] What a dump! [CNN]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:


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Dwight D Schrutenhower

Re: Stormy Daniels paying legal fees...This detail shook me—

Trump had initially requested Daniels cough up $778,806 — half of which would be in sanctions. In his ruling, Otero said he found Harder’s $842 hourly rate reasonable but said the number of hours charged was highly excessive.

I get lawyers do a lot of schooling and they need to understand a LOT of stuff that us commoners can’t fathom. However, an hourly rate of $842 is reasonable? My hourly rate is roughly 2 percent of that. God damn.

Re: Gun deaths...The bullet point says 400K, the linked article says 40K. I don’t want to seem dismissive of the deaths of 40K people, but that is a far cry from 400K.