Shocking Footage Surfaces of Me After I Hooked Up With a Friend in College and Then Ran Into Him at the Deli

I’m not sure what’s going on between Rand Paul and Donald Trump at this executive order signing, but it is really bringing me back to that time I hooked up with this guy in my college friend group and saw him the next morning at the campus deli while I was trying to eat a tuna sandwich.


Ellie is a freelance writer and former senior writer at Jezebel. She is pursuing a master's degree in science journalism at Columbia University in the fall.

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JujyMonkey: unstable genius

Why the fuck are all these assholes wearing red ties? Is this in tribute to Dear Leader or was there a sale at Men’s Warehouse?