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Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Attorney General William Barr will hold a press conference on Thursday to go over the dreaded Mueller report. It’s almost certainly (maybe) going to spell trouble for some people’s jobs, as both former and current White House staffers who spoke to Robert Mueller are reportedly scared they could be identified and face consequences for all the shit-talking they did. Them’s the stakes, I guess. [CNBC, NBC News]
  • Pelosi does the absolute bare minimum. [Politico]
  • The administration does their best to continue endangering asylum-seekers’ lives. [New York Times]
  • An autopsy report reveals that Roxsana Hernandez, the transgender woman from Honduras who died in ICE custody last year, died from an untreated AIDS complication. [NBC News]

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Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

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