Sean Spicer Releases Lyrics to Forthcoming Hit Single 'Just Turn the Lights Off' 

Last night, the artist known as Sean Spicer dropped a sneak peak of the emotional first single from his debut album, Stop Shaking Your Head! Enjoy.

Sean Spicer, “Just Turn the Lights Off”

[Verse 1]

Between two hedges

Darkness drifts

Around me, they wedge

Fuck

[Chorus]

Just turn the lights off

Turn the lights off

We’ll take care of this, yeah

Can you just turn that light off?

[Verse 2]

It was all him, Rosenstein

That’s correct—I mean, I can’t

I guess I shouldn’t say that

Thank you for the help on that

[Pre-chorus]

Yeah, Rosenstein, Rosenstein

Obama didn’t mind him

Want to hear me scream?

Ah-ah-ahhhh

[Chorus]

Just turn the lights off

Turn the lights off

We’ll take care of this, yeah

Can you just turn that light off?

[Repeat]

[Bridge]

Was Sessions involved? (Ask the Department of Justice)

Did the president talk to Rosenstein? (No, I don’t believe, I don’t know how that sequence went—I don’t know)

Was it part of a larger review? (Ask the Department of Justice)

What was the president’s role? (Again, I have to get back to you on the tick-tock)

[Bridge 2]

I don’t know, ooh

I don’t know

I don’t know, ooh

I don’t know

[Chorus]

Just turn the lights off

Turn the lights off

We’ll take care of this, oh yeah

Can you just turn that light off?

[Outro]

You asked me a question

And that’s the answer

You asked me a question

And that’s the answer

And that’s the answer

And that’s the answer

These “lyrics” were adapted from a Washington Post article by Jenna Johnson detailing the White House staff’s response to Tuesday night’s firing of FBI director James Comey.