Sarah Huckabee Sanders Might Quit and Everyone Who's Ever Worked at Fox News Might Replace Her

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While Sarah Huckabee Sanders has denied rumors that she plans on getting the hell out of the White House, administration officials have quietly begun planning for her eventual departure, according to Politico.


As Politico reports, the White House deputy chief of staff for communications Bill Shine has been asking around for suggestions of candidates to replace the current press secretary.

Let’s take a look at who tops the unofficial list:

  • Heather Nauert, the current State Department spokesperson and former Fox News host (Hmmmmm);
  • Bill Hemmer, a Fox News reporter (I’m sensing a theme here y’all);
  • Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former Fox News host (Ahhhhhh) and girlfriend of Donald Trump Jr.;
  • Tony Sayegh, former Fox News contributor (Huh) and Treasury Department spokesperson;
  • and White House deputy press secretary Raj Shah, who apparently has never worked for Fox News.

“Who would want that job?” an unnamed former administration official posed to Politico. Apparently...... everyone who’s ever shilled for Fox News.

Senior reporter, Jezebel

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There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

The reporters could ask the statue questions and get pretty much the same informational value from the responses as before.