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This would be a scene out of teen dystopia fiction if it weren’t the most ghastly pants-crapping in the history of television. Rudy Giuliani, who has muddled through his entire stint on the Trump legal team like his LSAT strategy is filling out ALL the bubbles–who has proven time and again that he is absolutely unqualified to represent anyone in a court of law, let alone on Meet the Press–went on Meet the Press again this morning and literally said “truth isn’t truth” because he is rubber and Chuck Todd is glue, and whatever he says bounces off of Rudy Giuliani and...uh...hummina hummina...

Rudy Giuliani: What I have to tell you is I’m not gonna be rushed into having [the president] testify so that he gets trapped into pergury, and when you tell me that, you know, he should testify because he’s going to tell the truth, and he shouldn’t worry–well, that’s so silly because it’s somebody’s version of the truth. Not the truth. He didn’t have a conversation–

Chuck Todd: [Laughing] Some of this truth–I don’t mean to go like [laughing]

Giuliani: No, it isn’t truth! Truth isn’t truth! The president of the United States says “I didn’t...”

Todd: Truth isn’t truth? Mr. Mayor do you realize...I...this is going to become a bad meme.

Giuliani: Don’t do this to me!

Todd: Don’t do “truth isn’t truth” to me!

Giuliani: Donald Trump says “I didn’t talk about Flynn with Comey.” Comey says “You did talk about it.” So tell me what the truth is, if you’re such a genius!

What are you, Chuck, some kind of genius? A wizard who can tell truth from fiction? Answer me THAT.