Quiz: Which of These Terrible Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans Were Real Options?

Photo via AP.
Photo via AP.

No email among those Wikileaks released this week detailing the comings and goings of the Clinton campaign’s higher-ups should embarrass the campaign more than “Subject: Debate Prep-Stump Speech call” from August 2015, in which Robby Mook, Clinton’s campaign manager, attached a list of proposed campaign slogans.

There are no bad ideas in brainstorming, except for these, which are almost universally bad. Can you guess which ones are real, honest to God ideas that a human being came up with for a presidential campaign, and which I came up with while chatting with my coworkers about what kind of pizza eat during tonight’s debate liveblog?

Maybe! But maybe not, which should give us all pause.


We decided on half onions and peppers, and half cheese.

h/t Lachlan Markay. But no cheating!

Kelly Stout is Jezebel's features editor.

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