Queer Eye Cast Meets Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Dresses Her in Bonobos and Gives Her 1 Avocado

Yikes, my spring allergies are bad!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

The Queer Eye crew was in D.C. for an event celebrating LGBT youth, and they used their time to meet with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and champion the Equality Act. Is this, finally, the future that socialists want? [Washington Post]

Crime time continues for the people who were on Trump’s inaugural committee. [Wall Street Journal]
Perhaps it is in fact still Mueller Time? [New York Times]
Donald Trump maaaaaybe is in the early stages of dementia, which, it should be said, is a truly awful disease. [HuffPost]
Another scammer is about to join the Trump administration. [New York Times/Washington Post]
Someone else wants to run for president. Why? [The Atlantic]
I stan my extremely relatable and charming auntie who at times has questionable views but on the whole is someone I would trust to run our government!

Fundraising has been lagging for the women running for the Democratic presidential nomination. Dan, please give more money to my girl Liz!!! [HuffPost]
Worth your time: a deep dive into how special interest groups push copycat bills through state legislatures. [USA Today and the Arizona Republic]
On Wednesday, ICE arrested almost 300 people at a Texas-based company, the biggest workplace raid in a decade. [NBC News]
Stephen Miller, noted ghoul, and Jared Kushner, a creepy doll, are about to FIGHT. [Vanity Fair]
What are you hiding, Ivanka???