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Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

What’s not to love?

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • If polls are to be believed, 51 percent of Democrats in this Economist/YouGov survey have a somewhat or very favorable view of George W. Bush, a guy whose historic lies and fucking war crimes could only pale in comparison to someone as unhinged and violently racist as Donald Trump. WAY TO DREAM BIG, EVERYONE. GLAD TO HEAR WE ARE ALL DOING WELL, MENTALLY. [The Hill]
  • Here’s something we are never, ever going to stop hearing about for the rest of our miserable twitching lives: the Clinton campaign and the DNC funded research for the notorious “pee tape” dossier, a fact they lied about a lot. How will the Clinton Administration handle this scandal? Click here for thoughts from Ronna! [New York Times]
  • Another thing thing to look forward to: more drones. [Washington Post]
  • Your 401k is NOT going anywhere! Or maybe it is, who can say, who needs those, they’re so confusing! What? [Washington Post]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.