Please Watch This Video of a Right-Wing Republican Turning the Twitter Hearing Into a Literal Auction

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On Wednesday, right-wing blowhard Laura Loomer interrupted a House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on political bias in online content to yell at Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. Loomer called Dorsey a liar and accused him of anti-conservative biases.

“President Donald Trump, please help us! Please help us, mister president, before it is too late!” yelled Loomer. “Because Jack Dorsey is trying to influence the election to sway the election so that Democrats can steal the election. That is why he is censoring and shadow-banning conservatives!”


But as Loomer launched into her tirade, Congressman Billy Long (R-MO) suddenly decides to drown her out in his best auctioneer voice. Yes, it’s really fucking weird, and admittedly really fucking delightful.

Rep. Long really is a certified auctioneer. According to his very own bio, Long was a member of the National Auctioneers Association and the Missouri Professional Auctioneers’ Association for over 30 years and was even inducted into the Missouri Professional Auctioneers’ Hall of Fame.

This guy’s politics blow, but his auctioneering skills are straight fire.

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