

As my grandfather says, âI feel like I have aged 7 days in the past week.â
Hereâs all the shit we couldnât cover today:
- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says the Senate will vote on Brett Kavanaughâs confirmatio on Friday. [Bloomberg]
- Prioritizing speed over justice, the White House has asked the FBI to expand the investigation to âanyone it deems necessary,â so long as the investigation wraps up by Friday. [New York Times]
- Barack Obama endorses Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and 259 other Democratic candidates across the country. He did not endorse Keith Ellison, who has been accused of assault. [CNN]
- The Education Department, which has not been friendly to survivors of sexual assault, is planning to revise its sexual assault reporting and investigation guidelines. [ABC News]
- California Gov. Jerry Brown vetoed a bill that would require public universities to provide students medication abortion pills by 2022. [Sacramento Bee]
- Rikers Island is moving teenagers being held at the jail to a juvenile facility in accordance with New Yorkâs new policy, which says that teens aged 18 and younger cannot be prosecuted as adults. [NY1]
- Is Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao the newest grifter in the Trump administration? [Politico]
- Sarah Palinâs daughter Willow got married. [Page Six]
- The Trump administration has sued California for restoring net neutrality after the FCC struck it down last year. [Politico]
- The Pentagon isnât able to recruit people with necessary medical or language skills thanks to Trumpâs anti-immigration agenda. [The Hill]
- What a former FBI agent thinks about the FBIâs âlimitedâ investigation in the Kavanaugh hearings. [Washington Post]
- Nonprofits and PACs are spending tons of money on ads with the goal of swaying senators on the Kavanaugh nomination. [Daily Beast]
- The Justice Department will move forward with a ban on bump stocks. [NBC News]
- Republican Rep. Devin Nunesâs family has a secret dairy farm in Iowa that employs undocumented immigrants. [Esquire]
- Inspired by Christine Blasey Fordâs testimony against Brett Kavanaugh, a woman has come forward to accuse Washington Republican state senator Joe Fain of sexual assault. [New York Times]
- Publicly, Joe Biden says he regrets how the Senate Judiciary Committee fucked over Anita Hill 27 years ago. Privately, he sees it as âunfairâ that Hill holds him responsible, sources say. [New York Times]
Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:
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This has been Barf Bag.