Melania Trump Releases Statement Denouncing Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed Which Means She Is Definitely Not the Author of the Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed, OK?

The office of First Lady Melania Trump has released a statement on the anonymous Trump official op-ed published on Wednesday by the New York Times, which means, unequivocally, with certainty, that she is not the author of the op-ed! That much is clear because the author of the anonymous op-ed would never denounce the anonymous op-ed:

“To the writer of the oped.”

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