Melania—Betrayed! (By Scissors)

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First Lady Melania Trump, who is very busy, participated in a ribbon-cutting ceremony commemorating the reopening of the Washington Monument, which was closed for repairs for more than three years. But there was one little problem: The giant scissors didn’t fucking work.

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The Daily Mail reports that Trump, flanked by a group of local elementary school students, joined four other officials to make the cut, but “was left holding the ribbon after her scissors didn’t work.”

And then, a brief clowning commenced:

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Short and sweet:

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Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.

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alternate headline:

Welcome to the Resistance, Scissors