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It is the year 2019 for me as well as for Mariah Carey, yet do we live in the same reality? Likely not, as she is a very rich and famous pop star and I am a lowly blogger who is still wearing pajamas covered in dog hair.

More proof of our separate timelines:

Carey met her president Monday night at Barbra Streisand’s concert in New York City, which according to the Associated Press “turned political” when Streisand sang a version of “Send in the Clowns” that featured a photo of President Donald Trump in clown makeup and a photo of the White House as a circus tent, which must have been a very confusing experience for Mariah.

Sources have told me that she whispered to no one in particular, “President Donald Trump? I don’t know her!”