Make America So Great We Don't Even Need to Worry About Spelling

Lamprey eel spray-painted gold Donald Trump had a decent debate Thursday night, in that he continued to offer “scant details on policy” as the New York Times put it, but lobbed a lot of insults, two things GOP voters apparently love. This morning, he celebrated.

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Truly the intellectual powerhouse America deserves.


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