Let's Check in on Ted Cruz

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I guess Ted Cruz is really committing to this bit.


Will his beard get so long that it touches the ground, tangles around his legs, and trips him in the Senate cafeteria so his face goes right into a pie? Only time will tell.

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honkhonkhonk - check if it's really me!

This looks like a logical reaction to his aging process, like he’s no longer able to look in the mirror without seeing your neck doing what it’s been doing for years. No shade - I’d do the same if I were a beard-haver.

That said, fuck Ted Cruz and his beard.