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Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate, despite the fact that he can’t decide whether or not he’s voting for Trump, appeared on CNN this morning wearing the same red sweater he wore last night. He made this fashion choice, he explained, because he split his pants on the way to the debate.

“I had a really nice olive suit, and my mother would have been very proud to see me wearing on television, but apparently I have gained about 30 pounds,” Bone told Carol Costello Monday morning. “And when I went to get in my car the morning of the debate I split the seat of my pants all the way open. So the red sweater is plan B. I’m glad it worked out.”

Cute, but more importantly how in the hell is he still undecided?

Bone said his newfound fame has also brought newfound attention to his tweets to Ariana Grande.


“I went from last night having seven Twitter followers, two of which were my grandmother, because she had to remake her account when she forgot her password,” Bone said. “Now I have several hundred.”


That’s kind of sweet! Also, he’s still fucking undecided. “Well, I know people hate to hear this but I think I might be more undecided than ever,” Bone said.


“I was leaning very heavily towards Donald Trump but Secretary Clinton impressed me with her composure and with a lot of her answers. So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen.”


Ken, you bonehead!!!!