Kellyanne Conway Would Like to Know What Your Job Is, Exactly

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Surprise—it’s Cry Time!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Here are some quotes from this transcript of a call between Kellyanne Conway and a reporter at the conservative Washington Examiner: “I haven’t learned a single thing from any of your pieces.” “What is your job exactly?” “Are you an expert on my marriage?” “Don’t pull the crap where you’re trying to undercut another woman based on who she’s married to. He gets his power through me, if you haven’t noticed. Not the other way around.” Read on, it’s a wild one.” [Washington Examiner]
  • Human scum you say? [Daily Beast]
  • Bernie Sanders says: 420 declassify it (and expunge all past convictions). [Vox]
  • Who?

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

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Looks like the cry babies big tough guys in the Senate GOP are moving forward with their resolution doing exactly what Daddy Trump told them to do condemning the House impeachment inquiry. They’re claiming it’s a secret proceeding open to a quarter of the House and doesn’t allow Trump to intimidate witnesses confront his accusers.

Their whining about “due process” is particularly annoying because all of that happens in the Senate trial. I’m not a lawyer, but I don’t think defense lawyers regularly get a seat at the table during criminal investigations. Like that’s the point of a damn trial.

Anyways these are the same people that are arguing in court that Trump couldn’t be prosecuted for shooting someone, so nothing matters!