Guess how much Diet Dr. Pepper I’ve had this week.
- Ivanka compared her dad to Thomas Jefferson, which oddly works, but not for the reasons why she thinks it does:
- Oops, should’ve done more than look up “inspirational quotes by Thomas Jefferson,” Ivanka!
- Ivanka was referring obliquely to the House vote on impeachment, which passed 232 to 196. [New York Times]
- Which must have come as a shock to Kellyanne:
- But not to this dude. [Politico]
- Well, this keeps happening.
- Because I love y’all and want to end on a good note—it’s always nice when a union wins, isn’t it? [Chicago Tribune]
This has been Barf Bag.