Jeb Bush to Audience: 'Please Clap'

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Do you know that feeling when you’ve been crying for so long and with such exhausting force that the emotions which were once overpowering are suddenly so diminished as to become irrelevant, existing now only in the fading salty wetness on your face and pillow?



Sending thoughts and prayers to New Hampshire, where one starving millionaire is on the verge of an absolute breakdown.

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Imagine being told that if you worked hard just like your parents did you would get the same opportunities they would, so you go into life expecting that just by the sheer power of your effort you will succeed. Only now ten other people are vying for your job who grew up hearing the same thing.

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