The Democratic presidential primary field is very crowded, and no one is talking about John Delaney, who I believe lives in Maryland. Everyone is talking about Joe Biden or Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders.
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But you know what? Tonight, I’m talking about John Delaney. He has a wife and his middle name is Kevin, according to Wikipedia. As a young man, he liked it when his dad told him “good job,” which is something I also liked. Now we all know a little more about John Delaney. Stay with me in the coming months as I learn even more about John Delaney, who is currently running for president. Then, I’ll share that information with you.
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I feel like this echoes the decision some of the Jezebel writers (Joanna Rothkopf) made to go all in on Martin O’Malley. Documenting all the minutia and lamenting his absence.
https://theslot.jezebel.com/a-fond-farewell-to-martin-omalley-who-never-did-get-hi-1756594391