Happy Tax Day, a chance to reflect on all the awful things your dollars have funded!
Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:
- Ivanka Trump is Ivanka-ing in Ethiopia, where she hopes to empower women through photo ops with Ivanka Trump. [BBC News]
- Elizabeth Warren wants to protect public lands. [New York Times]
- Joe Biden is in a “hot mess” after someone leaked a Spanish-language commercial shot in Florida over the weekend. [Politico]
- Trump’s tax cuts remain very unpopular. [Politico]
- Assault charges against the woman who confronted Kellyanne Conway at a restaurant last year have been dropped. [Baltimore Sun]
- Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report will arrive Thursday. [Politico]
Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:
This has ben Barf Bag.