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Joe Biden, who looked dead at the first debate, now looks alive, thanks to a very nice bronzer.

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Let’s compare. Is he dead in this photo from Miami, taken on June 27? Possibly! Hard to say.

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Now check him out.

Illustration for article titled I Really Want to Know What Bronzer Joe Biden Is Using That Makes Him Now Look Alivei/i
Image: Associated Press

Verdict: Alive and possibly using some KKW Beauty. He still sucks though!

Senior reporter, Jezebel

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