I Really Want to Know What Bronzer Joe Biden Is Using That Makes Him Now Look Alive

Joe Biden, who looked dead at the first debate, now looks alive, thanks to a very nice bronzer.

Let’s compare. Is he dead in this photo from Miami, taken on June 27? Possibly! Hard to say.

Now check him out.

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Verdict: Alive and possibly using some KKW Beauty. He still sucks though!