PHILADELPHIA — “All your sins are forgiven!” Jesus informed me at a “Bernie or Bust” rally in front of Philadelphia’s City Hall. His robe was a little warm, he said. “I bought it at a Muslim store.”
“Vote for Bernie!” a woman with a Sanders sign shrieked, interrupting our conversation. “Jesus was Jewish, just like Bernieeeee!”
“Jesus was a Jew!” Jesus agreed. “I’m a Jew, too!” The Bernie supporter left, satisfied.
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“Who does Jesus vote for?” I wondered.
“I vote for myself,” he said.