As this election season continues to ebb away our will to live, it’s only fair that the Democratic Party gets in on the action. Tonight at 8:30 EST on CNN they will do that. Live from Las Vegas, it’s the least sexy thing that’s ever happened in Las Vegas.

Frontrunner and presumed nominee Hillary Clinton is prepping by having one of her hired young people Snapchat some snaps:

And lightly trolling Donald Trump:


While 72-year-old Bernie Sanders is gearing up with his own brand of spicy trash-talk:


And one of the other people running will also be there:


Gonna be a real barn-burner. See you at 8:30!

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