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The Kardashians’ impact is evident.

Jared Kushner, President Trump’s senior advisor and son-in-law, is on the cover of Time’s January 27 issue, looking haunted as ever in a navy blue suit and maroon tie. But look past his waxen skin, deadened gaze, and shameless complicity to the Trump administration’s crypto-fascist agenda, you’ll find an incredibly snatched waist.


It’s unclear if spending so much quality time with Kim Kardashian on criminal justice reform has inspired Kushner to waist train, aka the practice of wearing corsets regularly to reduce one’s waist size, often in the pursuit of an hourglass figure. The cover story focuses, instead, on Kushner’s White House role as a poster child for nepotism.


But perhaps a more revealing profile in the future will tell all. The truth will come out, but not those love handles, honey!

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.

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It’s really bad tailoring. It looks like an off-the rack suit an entry level 25 year old salesman would buy from Kohl’s or JC Penny. A rich 40 year old with a real tailor would never have his jacket snatched in so small in the waist that there’s no drape, which also exposes the passe hip-hugger low rise trousers (very 2012 and never for men over 30).

Money can’t buy taste or class (and every member of that family is proof).