Illustration for article titled Here’s What Donald Trump Would Look Like Without His Makeup, and With Other Kinds of Makeup

Early Tuesday afternoon, BuzzFeed illustrator and Photoshop master Jen Lewis showed the world what human-shaped wad of Gak, Donald Trump, would look like without his trademark orange spray tan.

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Lewis’s image is an unholy thing—the stuff of a nightmare’s nightmares—but it made me think, What if his Cheetos™ brand spray tan canisters were replaced with other colors?

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I took a photo of Trump down the ROYGBIV road to find out.


Red Trump:

Donald “Hellboy” Trump
Donald “Hellboy” Trump

Orange Trump:

Donald “J” Trump
Donald “J” Trump
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Yellow Trump:

Donald “Jaundice” Trump
Donald “Jaundice” Trump
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Green Trump:

Donald “It’s Not Easy” Trump
Donald “It’s Not Easy” Trump
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Blue Trump:

Donald “LeAnn Rimes” Trump
Donald “LeAnn Rimes” Trump
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Violet Trump:

Donald “You’re Turning Violet, Violet” Trump
Donald “You’re Turning Violet, Violet” Trump
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Juggalo Trump:

Donald “Miracles” Trump
Donald “Miracles” Trump
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Said The Slot’s Anna Merlan, “God, he looks so much better blue.”

Images via Getty.

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

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