Hell Yes: The DeBoer/Chait Dudefight We've All Been Waiting For

On your left, you’ll observe two Internet-famous media men having a fight about Hillary Clinton.

These men are known for their truly majestic skills at Internet hot-takery and the art of the Twitter beef. You’re witnessing the media equivalent of elephant seals fighting to the death on a frigid beach, 5,000 pounds of dulled tusks and hurt feelings.

Could an argument about “who won the debate”— a question that is literally always a matter of opinion— possibly escalate? Even better, could it escalate preposterously and at ridiculous speed?

You say no, but clearly, you are not familiar with the art of the dudefight.

This has been a dudefight.

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