Happy Long Weekend, Trump Clinched It

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Welp, here it is: Donald Trump, a monument to human hubris crafted out of rotting Spam, has gone from presumptive nominee to actual nominee. Republicans, here is your bed, and we hope you enjoy lying in it.


You can thank some unbound delegates, who have decided Trump’s their guy.

Have a wonderful long weekend remembering those who died serving our country and considering the meteoric political rise of a man who’s taken a brave public stand against Muslims and flat-chested women.


Photo via AP

Anna Merlan was a Senior Reporter at G/O Media until September 2019. She's the author of Republic of Lies: American Conspiracy Theorists and Their Surprising Rise to Power.

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But what if they made our bed and we have to lie in it?