A 20-foot blimp of President Trump as a snarling, screaming baby—smart phone in hand, diaper covering his nether regions—is towering over Central London. London Mayor Sadiq Khan allowed the blimp to take to the skies over the city, describing it as an example of “peaceful protest.”
There she goes!
Still, the blimp makes Trump feel bad! “I guess when they put out blimps to make me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London,” Trump told The Sun. “I used to love London as a city. I haven’t been there in a long time. But when they make you feel unwelcome, why would I stay there?”
Then stay out, bruv.